Suzze Osmond
Just ‘Suzze’ to her friends and admirers, who questions her faith and hits the road when her husband Joel’s head explodes during a sermon.
Margot Robbie. If not, maybe Jennifer Lawrence. Or even Amy Adams. Or perhaps  

Jack aka The Old Man (and the star of the show)
Who seeks to right past wrongs with Suzze as his instrument.
Nicholas Woodeson, nobody else. On the other hand, maybe David Bamber.

Pastor Steve
The biggest congregation, the biggest mansion(s), the biggest jet(s) and, it is said, the biggest dick, whose sights are set on the Vatican, as owner, not occupant.
Think Jeremy Renner

Pudge
Willifred 'Pudge' Ransom, Pastor Steve's man behind the man intent upon conquering the world in an effort to overcome his mommy issues. Beware the Second Coming, even more dangerous than Alexa.

The President
Think Bush, then Bush, then Trump, then [  ].

Chaim Herschfeld
The president's Chief of Staff

Laura Laurence Gelb
Dr. Laura Laurence Gelb proudly answers to a variety of pronouns, hold's multiple PhDs, proclaimed [by old media], ‘The Smartest Man in the World’ whether she likes it or not. She didn’t mind. Nor did he.
Written for Johan Hill

Hopkins
Suzze's personal attaché, a talking commode with a penchant for Voltaire.
Voiced by: Who else can it be? Sir Anthony himself

Aradhana Tatas
Heir apparent to TaTas Worldwide charged with Indian domination of the U.S. economy.
Palki Sharma

Jon Cromarty
Aradhana’s bug man, a minor character, reprehensible in every way.

Miss Left and Mr. Right
A pair of worn but wise Hushpuppies

Yeshu'a bar yosef
Who bears a striking resemblance to Keith Richards -- or is that Jeremy Irons? -- and who may or may not be, in fact, Yeshu'a bar yosef.

If Keith Richards or Jeremy Irons aren't available, how about Tobias Menzies?

Lisa
A murderous free-spirit laid low by the evils of Christianity

A Dog
The only one in the story who seems to know exactly what is going on. But of course, no one believes him.
Voiced by Billy Bob Thornton.

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